(Scroll down, Nimrod…)
Elmore, Vermont – The Beauty Spot
The Wedding Crashers
Tour the Teddy
Attention : this should be read with a grain of salt ,…………..and a couple shots of Vodka.
In keeping with our low ( rock-bottom) standards , it would be unimaginable to realize an amalgamation of crapyer cam video’s . Who is / was this guy ? Does he or she have an insufferable case of d.t.’s (delirium tremens, for those that don’t touch the creature).As a discombobulated (not to be confused with disputatious) “Father” , I proclaim we should do something about our video archive’s , or lack of . First ; fire the alleged photographer , better yet he / she should be, bound , gaged , executed by the garrote ,flayed with a butter knife ,drawn & quarter , (by bike), cremated & shot out of a cannon for the insufferable damage done toThe “Fathers” reputation , (not necessarily in that order) . Next ; elect (with hast) any-one who can hold a can of beer (somnorific will fly) and not resume room temperature will work . Our lack of standards are of utmost importance here- Roadking being the alledge savant (who knew ?) must address this delicate matter of baloney with out comprimising (?) his capacity as a lethargic notable , (hey , I’m making this shit up as my last ice cube is melting in my adult beverage) not to mention as a stand-up guy . (forgive me , i just swallowed a bad ice cube or maybe it’s the liquor talking) In any case, that’s my take on our video athenaeum (library / archives , dau) .
Any and all obscure , dubious , disputable , vague and or remotely fly-by-night questionable query will be treated with the utmost aversion . You may retort / vent your Mickey Mouse commentary via “leave a reply” on the “fathers” sight. Hope you enjoyed this intoxicating , eye-popping somewhat enlightening bull-shit that’s
totally void of any redeeming value . I rest my case .
Ok, Nimrod. Let’s see how you do as the official FOL photographer this year.
Roadking , I heard Rodger Waters is look’in for help (filming) Pink Flamingo’s
Part II , ……………part time . Got “Action” ?
Who has the helmet cam?
Pit Stop. And he’s currently trying to find the direction booklet that came with it. Check your saddlebags…..
Jacque’e (sorry about the typo) , Roadking is full of B.S. . He’ll half’ta take the rap for this one . Don’t recall seeing that at the
Cannes Film Festival , I could be wrong , ……………….not ! Fin .
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